Pray for Sex

It has been interesting to watch the current pope and his predecessor put the Roman Catholic Church in a time machine and send it back in time.

Some of the newly unmodern Church’s efforts are almost sad in a way. But really the only proper response is laughter.

The specially-composed Prayer Before Making Love is aimed at ‘purifying their intentions’ so the act is not about selfishness or hedonism.

Church urges couples to pray before sex

Only professional virgins can be so addled as to come up with a sex prayer like that.